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Witz der Woche: The genie and the antique oil lamp

A manager, a secretary and a CEO of a business firm in a large city were walking through a park on their way to lunch when they found an antique oil lamp.

Eine Frau hält sich ihre Hände vor die Augen, mit einem aufgemalten geschlossenen und offenen Auge.

When they rubbed it a genie came out in a puff of smoke.

The genie said, »I only grant three wishes, so I`ll give each of you just one.«

»Me first! Me first!« says the manager. »I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.« Poof! He´s gone.

In astonishment, »Me next! Me next!« says the secretary. »I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach, with an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life.« Poof! He`s gone.

»You`re next,« the genie says to the CEO.

The CEO says, »I want those two back in the office after lunch!«

The moral of the story:
Always let your Boss have the first say!