Witz der Woche: The genie and the antique oil lamp
A manager, a secretary and a CEO of a business firm in a large city were walking through a park on their way to lunch when they found an antique oil lamp.
When they rubbed it a genie came out in a puff of smoke.
The genie said, »I only grant three wishes, so I`ll give each of you just one.«
»Me first! Me first!« says the manager. »I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.« Poof! He´s gone.
In astonishment, »Me next! Me next!« says the secretary. »I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach, with an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life.« Poof! He`s gone.
»You`re next,« the genie says to the CEO.
The CEO says, »I want those two back in the office after lunch!«
The moral of the story:
Always let your Boss have the first say!
